Great Ideas You Won't Be Seeing Anywhere Else
and there's a reason for it
IDEA 1: CONDOMS SHAPED LIKE BABY BOTTLES
They already have condoms with ribs for her pleasure, with studs for her pleasure, and lube for her pleasure, etc... What about my pleasure? I can guarantee that
no woman would get extra pleasure from this condom. So that means more for me right? I rest my case. Besides, how friggin sweet would it be to
strap on an infants food dispenser before it goes down? Awesome.
IDEA 2: MICROWAVEABLE DILDOS
Tired of waiting for your dildo to warm up by conventionable methods? Nobody gets pleasure from a soft cold piece of rubber, It has to be hot and hard right?
Just the way you like it. Introducing the Microwave-safe dildo. In a world where time is money, you can't afford not to get one of these. You don't have time
to wait 15 minutes before you can fantisize that Jorje is slammin' you from behind on a cruise ship. You want that shit right the fuck right now!
So what are you waiting for? Whip out your microwave safe cock and in 15 seconds, you and the entireity of the dodgers lineup could be in the shower playing
"who can ram the most sugar into your raisin bread?" Thats so fucked up.
Alright, so maybe my ideas suck. Remember that I'm just trying to help you out man.
October 25th, 2008
mail me? stasis@stasisrant.com
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